Our Glorious Benefactor reminded me of a post I did a few weeks ago telling you about my paladin. Our Glorious Benefactor suggests I retool it for this thread, as it reminds him of his magnificent greatness.
Our Glorious Benefactor once slew a dragon for its hoard, just because he needed to make change.
Our Glorious Benefactor causes spilled soda to float an inch over his character sheet.
Our Glorious Benefactor 's dice always roll twenties, even the D4's.
Our Glorious Benefactor has maximum hit points and infinite charisma.
Our Glorious Benefactor knows that 5th Edition is already a failure, just on the rumour that he is not in it.
Our Glorious Benefactor is, the most interesting Glorious Benefactor in the world.