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Fiction is often more humorous than the truth, so let's have a little posting game where we big up our glorious benefactor. Start every sentance with "Our Glorious Benefactor"

I'll start...

Our Glorious Benefactor once ate an entire farm.

Your turn.

Our Glorious Benefactor writes computer programs by hand in ones and zeroes and always remembers to properly comment the code.

Our Glorious Benefactor got in a punch on Chuck Norris

Our Glorious Benefactor survived the tomb of horrors with a level three character. (I'd say level one - but the best fiction is grounded in reality...)

Our Glorious Benefactor promises a gold doubloon to the first man who spots the white whale.

Our Glorious Benefactor is a true friend and philanthropist with the heart of a child. In a jar. On his desk.

Our Glorious Benefactor doesn't need a particle accelerator to find the Higgs Bosun.

Our Glorious Benefactor can read an 800 page Victorian era novel without resorting to suicide or murder.

Our Glorious Benefactor can make like poles attract each other on magnets.
Our Glorious Benefactor can take a horse to the local watering hole and have it doing a line of Jagerbombs before midnight.
Our Glorious Benefactor is the "God" that cult leaders talk to on the two-way radio.
Our Glorious Benefactor not only teaches an old dog new tricks, but last we heard the dog was working on his Ph.D.
Our Glorious Benefactor puts out-of-work Wall Street brokers and bankers to good use as furniture.
Our Glorious Benefactor knocks on the door of Jehovah Witnesses at 3 in the morning and preaches to them about the virtues of sleeping uninterrupted through the night.
Our Glorious Benefactor knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and has the shovel to prove it.
Our Glorious Benefactor is the reason your daughter/sister shouldn't be wearing white at her wedding.
Our Glorious Benefactor charges huge licensing fees to the RIAA and MPAA for their use of patented methods of being assholes, jerks, slimebags, and self-interest driven manics.
Our Glorious Benefactor was going to be a Bond villain, but no one could figure out a believable way for Bond to win.

Our Glorious Benefactor is watching this post and knows who is tell the truth
Our Glorious Benefactor has Ninja hamsters at his disposal
Our Glorious Benefactor told rob to do this post
Our Glorious Benefactor has the mind of a genus.....in his fridge....and it doing his taxes.
Our Glorious Benefactor has no assassins *thuk thuk* nooooooneee *falls over*

Our Glorious Benefactor is going to rock down to Electric Avenue
Our Glorious Benefactor can tell the difference between a red balloon and a missile
Our Glorious Benefactor did the Egyptian before it was cool.
Our Glorious Benefactor might have started the fire.
Our Glorious Benefactor killed the radio star.
Our Glorious Benefactor digs the 80s.
Our Glorious Benefactor could walk 500 miles.
Our Glorious Benefactor inspired Al Gore to invent the internet.
Our Glorious Benefactor knows the final digit of pi (its a 7)
Our Glorious Benefactor is finite yet unbound.
Our Glorious Benefactor cools his drinks with a Bose-Einstein Condensate
Our Glorious Benefactor travels to work via Einstein-Podisky Bridge.
Our Glorious Benefactor understands the math behind the last three comments.
Our Glorious Benefactor has a watch with an eon hand.
Our Glorious Benefactor killed himself a bear when he was only three.
Our Glorious Benefactor can out-think Batman.

Our Glorious Benefactor understands me, yet is still considered cool with the in crowd.

Our Glorious Benefactor is made of bacon
Our Glorious Benefactor can turn water into pure funk!
Our Glorious Benefactor is into Group carbon dating.
Our Glorious Benefactor is Our Glorious Benefactor
Our Glorious Benefactor is a mobeus strip, a rip in the fabric of space and time. Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop,Where time becomes a loop.........