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In honor of Rob's new bundle of joy I feel its time to turn the tables on our beloved Admin. If you've read/posted on the "Glorious Benefactor " thread you should know where this is going.....

You know your Robs kid when... You use one dice mechanic for pooping, another for napping, a different one for crying.....

your turn people!

You know your Robs kid when... Your intelligence is rated from 3-18, rather than the more esoteric Stanford-BInet Scale.

You know your Robs kid when... Two Words: Chain-mail Diapers (Of course studded leather would probably work better, but those would grant a worse AC...)

You know your Robs kid when... wail is an unlimited per-day power.

You know your Robs kid when... every diaper you wear suffers a critical hit!

You know you're Rob's kid when you're looking at your father and think "Oh good god no. No, please no. No. No. NO."

when you are convinced that your toy robot hates you... and all the rest of humanity... and your other toys.

You know you have to be Rob's kid when you start out life by judging things people give you for free.
And then you expect to be praised for this behavior.

You know you're robs kid when your face is all over thefreerpgblog

You know you're Rob's kid when you're woken up in the middle of the night and forced to prove you're still alive.
You know you're Rob's kid when you can "create" a nappy (diaper) that weighs exactly the same as you do.
You know you're Rob's kid when you can hear typing while you're trying to sleep.

You know you're robs kid when you roll a dice to see if said typing is effective in waking. then ponder dice roll, ignore and wake anyway

You know you're Rob's kid when you start life with 2 spells "summon parent" and "wail of Migraine creation"

You know you're Rob's kid when A whole board of gaming geeks discus your future life, and might be right!