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OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:54 pm
by kumakami

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:12 am
by koipond
OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR destroys all dice bell curves. He only rolls boxcars on 2d6.

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:41 am
by Rob Lang
The next version of D&D will be called OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR.

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:17 am
by Onix
OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR can pat his head and rub his belly at the same time! 8-)

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:07 am
by Groffa
OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR looks in the mirror, but sees none. It is too much awesome for two parallel worlds to hold!

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:46 pm
by vulpinoid
An ancient Zen koan...

Can Our Glorious Benefactor and Chuck Norris both exist in the same world?

Historically, this is interesting because neither Our Glorious Banefactor nor Chuck Norris were born at the time when this koan was first conceived. Reality had to bring one of them (or both) into being in order to determine an answer to this ancient riddle? It is interesting that no one has ever seen Our Glorious Benefactor and Chuck Norris in the same room at the same time.

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:16 am
by Evil Scientist
I personally believe that Chuck Norris is merely an image, a projection of the Greatness of OGB.

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:37 am
by Rob Lang
OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR wasn't born.

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:33 am
by misterecho
OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR invented Gary Gygax.

Re: OGB: the game. 2012 ed.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:36 am
by Evil Scientist
What's HIS Holy Symbol? An n-sided dice? Each side represents one entity of Creation.