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Russian desman

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:48 pm
by Evil Scientist
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Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:08 pm
by Onix
Um. . . :?:

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:14 pm
by Evil Scientist
They are just too awesome. Couldn't NOT share them.

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:20 pm
by Onix
Like they do on Story Games. Here's your cover art, what's the game about?

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:17 am
by vulpinoid
Game Idea:

The Criminal Underground

A game in which players portray subterranean creatures engaged in contraband smuggling, kidnapping and other nefarious deeds outside the eyes of regular humans. When spotted by humans they lose any powers and revert to their natural animal state. A bit like a subversive version of "Mouse Guard".

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:27 pm
by J.K.Mosher
RD#1 "Firsts we cheats the people . . . then we EATS the People!"

RD#2 "Smegging EH!"

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:06 am
by Evil Scientist
There is indeed something utterly nefarious about these two critters!!

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:40 pm
by Lejonel
Ooooh! Awsome critters! I want one, but I am afraid it would plot against me and slowly enslave me by brain control and take over my life.

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:35 am
by Evil Scientist
I've read that they are endangered, because their fur is quite expensive. Judging by their size, you have to slay a few dozens to get a fur hat...

But the REAL reason people hunt them is that desmans aim for world domination via mind control, no less. The protective tinfoil hat is replaced by fur hats, of course, desmans can't control other desmans.

Re: Russian desman

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:47 pm
by J.K.Mosher
They are PURE EVIL!!! look at the beady little eyes . . .
I say they rank right up there on the dangerious animals list just under
the Vorpal Bunny . . . viscious, vicious critters . . .

Point #2 . . . their name . . . Desmans . . . Short for DESTROY MANS . . .
They want to eliminate the males of our species so they can turn our females
into slaves . . . **shudders** . . . for what nefarious purpose . . . or twisted designs
I wish not to think about . . .

:twisted: