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Evil Scientist wrote:<GO> EAST

You try to go EAST but the door is shut.

Onix wrote:<USE> gun
<GET> Baby
<GET> Marble

What do you want to use the gun on?
There is no baby in the room.
You reach into the fireplace, and get all covered in soot, but you do have a shiny marble.

Chainsaw Aardvark wrote:<Open> eyes
<Get> junk mail
<Get> toothbrush
[do not lie in front of bulldozer]
<Get> Boot
<Throw> Boot at cat
<Use> Mint to trick gnome
<Give> Wine to Skeleton
<Curse> Dark Gods of Sierra Interactive

Your eyes are open, though it seems you think you're playing a different game.

_~_~_

You wake up in a room. It is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle. There is a lost marble in a very hard to reach spot in the fireplace.

You are holding a gun and a marble. Everyone else in the room looks nervous.

<SEARCH> Flower pots

Evil Scientist wrote:<SEARCH> Flower pots

The flower pots are quite nice, though the plants are all plastic. Grandma was never good at keeping real plants alive.

~*~*~

You wake up in a room. It is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle, there are some well searched pots on the mantel. There is a lost marble in a very hard to reach spot in the fireplace.

You are holding a gun and a marble. Everyone else in the room looks nervous.

<get> babies all dressed up
<use> gun <on> self

Onix wrote:<get> babies all dressed up
<use> gun <on> self

There are no babies in the room.
You put the gun to your temple, there are screams from the other people in the room. You wave goodbye and pull the trigger.

Pop. The side of your head hurts as a high powered cork comes flying out with the word BANG! on a flag waves in the breeze.

~*~*~
You are in a room that is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle, there are some well searched pots on the mantel. There is a lost marble in a very hard to reach spot in the fireplace.

You are holding a fired novelty gun and a marble. Everyone else in the room looks at you askance.

<EXAMINE> myself.

Evil Scientist wrote:<EXAMINE> myself.

I already tried that and got chided for it.

No no, you wanted to USE yourself.

Evil Scientist wrote:<EXAMINE> myself.

You're doing just fine Jim.

<get> down
<get> funky