Not Sure what stat I should roll so I'll go with Ash's "Know Nature" skill and roll 3d4 and assume that Think is the paired stats and roll that as well.
Know Nature (3): 4, 3, 3
Think (4): 1, 2, 3, 4
Ash the GoatHead mutters and sputters trying to reach around and rub the sore portion of his amble derriere, before looking around and noticing the 'glowie growing thingies'. Paying no attention to anyone else who may or may not be around him he rolls about a bit in attempt to get to his feet. Once standing he reaches into the front of his robe and down into his leg to produce his decorated stick 'Boom-Boom'.
Waddling forward he closes in on the 'glowie growing thingies' with 'Boom-Boom' held out in front of him.
"I iz Ash the GoatHead I demandz you speaky and telly me whatz you iz, you glowie thingies.!"