Oh, Euro Cup wigs! I'll take 3, please, and after Phase 3F of my plan, 3 million more! I and my compatriots have always wanted to start an ABBA tribute band and use it to plague the airwaves with mind-control messages. If you don't mind the chance that your product line will be contributing aesthetically to the northern hemisphere's psychic "Waterloo", and if you have nothing against possibly taking the entire blame should everything go wrong, then I have only one question: Where do I sign up?