This was inspired by the section marked "Mock the Bots." It features the players as those bots, trying desperately to get the message across and win the hearts and minds of the NPCs.
This game needs permission to use everybody's aliases as NPCs. Yes, Keeton will be an NPC (the master villain), but I need a few other names, too. If you don't give permission, I can make up names on the fly, but it will be funnier if it involves real people.