ok, ok. I'll pledge.
first:
"I Gordon, swear by Almighty OGB that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR, His Heirs and Successors, and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend OUR GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR, His Heirs and Successors, in Person, Crown and Dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of His Gloriousness, His Heirs and Successors, and of the generals and officers set over me. So help me OGB."
Second:
I will write a game.