No doubt you've noticed the kitchen obsessives. It's not just bots hitting us, it's humans. So here's an idea:
We create a "Say hi, say you're human!" forum, for registered users is the only place they can post. Once they've said Hi and said they're human, we give them Monkey status so they can post anywhere. It's a little bit of work for the mods but it is less work than all the fopping spam we get.
The Say Hi forum will clear out every so often so the link baity spammers don't get a long lasting message.
What do you think? Too off-putting to new users?