Here's today's snippet of insanity. My name, as you will see is icar.co.uk.
Hi icar.co.uk
That's Dr. icar.co.uk to you, matey.
You must be curious to know, in spite of having popular keywords your website is not visible on the first page of major search engines.
Why, yes, I am curious. Furiously curious! Do go on.
There are various reasons and you should be well aware of that which plays an important role in web visibility.
I'd hate to be web invisible. After all, the first Icar website landed in 1996.
Competitor analysis has always been an important criterion for any strategic layout where you can compare your strategies and accordingly prepare a road map to stay ahead of competition. We can guide you by providing the details in a form of thorough Analysis.
Yes, let's rinse the evil competition. Let's find all the free Sci Fi RPGs and burn them down to the ground, stealing my clicks! HOW DARE THEY. We shall stay ahead through thorough analysis. Let's start with rubbishing that Artifact RPG for a start!
Please find below some of the major areas we need to focus on:
- Key phrases selected for your site are not competitive enough to present you on first page.
- On page and website issues are the major setback leading to non-performance on search engines.
- Search based landing page relevance has been broadly ignored, leading to higher bounce rate.
- Aggressive Social media promotion will help you to achieve brand visibility.
Aggressive social media for brand visibility. That does sound good. I'll get an axe and run into the local game store this afternoon demanding they bloody well play my wretched game!
What I can see a set of strategy and great opportunities here that can be achieved by joining hands.
Let's JOIN HANDS! Will it hurt? What does that even mean? Did you read your email before you hit send? I sometimes do that, you know.
We will take all the responsibilities in making the website performance grow faster and you can dedicate your time & energy on new businesses acquisition.
Oh hang on, business acquisition? Are we going to BUY other free RPGs? Is that wise?
This e-mail just provides you with a glimpse of information. If you have any queries about our services then kindly contact us back for a free website audit report.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh free website audit? Like google do?
Should you be interested, get in touch with us so that we can discuss further about it.
On second thoughts, let's not.
