the greatest thing i've ever read in an rpg book

[NoobHealer]

[kumakami]

no what sad is I know far to many gamers that would, infact try to eat a telephone in game....

[misterecho]

what's wrong with eating telephones?

[Onix]

Mmmm. Fiber.

[misterecho]

If the ghostbusters rpg was written in the 80's telephone consumption was a much more difficult task then.

[cjoki]

In one of the GURPS rule books they had a funny discription for delusion which included such gems as:

1) Squirrels are messengers from god.
2) Computer run better with ice cream, spoon it right in.

There were more but age and a good amount of drink has happened between then and now.