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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! 
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! 
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? 
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. 
Dark Helmet: Who is he? 
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. 
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? 
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! 
Dark Helmet: And his cousin? 
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! 
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? 
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] 
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! 
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! 
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] 
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
			
		

