"Do not meddle in the affairs of Ninjas, for they are subtle and quick to radioactively decapitate."
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... palpable silence, with the faint sounds of whirring servers from the judgebot ...
... chefs pass, glancing at the reviews, tension gnawing at them like a tense gnaw-ey thing ...
... lower level ninjas scuttle through the shadows...
... higher level ninjas are nowhere to be seen ... naturally ...