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He Won't Kiss Me

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He Won't Kiss Me

Postby Watssnoro » Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:48 pm

I have been seeing a guy, for a while now. He is not my boy friend but we spend a lot of time together.
Problem is he refuses to kiss me. Don't get me wrong we have done everything else but kiss.
I'm 22 and he is 24, and he says he doesn't kiss because he did it so much in high school that he got tired of it.
How do people get tired of kissing. I'm desperate, we have had many arguments over the issue and I don't want to just go ahead and kiss him cause he obviously doesn't want to and I don't want to feel like I'm disrespecting him.
I feel we are in the movie pretty women except he's the prostitute and I'm just the girl, since he won't kiss.
What can I do?????
I mean is he just afraid of getting emotionally attached if he kisses me? or could he be BI.
I mean a guy at his age should be more mature about things.
Well please help this is really bothering me.

Thanks.
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Re: He Won't Kiss Me

Postby Onix » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:05 pm

Is this a bot? I'm confused. There are no links.
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Re: He Won't Kiss Me

Postby SheikhJahbooty » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:11 pm

Onix will help you baby. He's a tonsil boxing champion. Just look at the teeth on that thing.

I however am too dignified for such shenanigans.
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Re: He Won't Kiss Me

Postby maledictus » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:34 pm

Dear, Watssnoro, you must ask to your friend if he really loves you. If he doesn't want to kiss you, maybe he's not the right person for you. Have you talked about the issue with him, you have to be honest about your feelings, before asking him anything.

Good luck and kisses.

-Dr. m.

PD. bots have feelings?
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Re: He Won't Kiss Me

Postby cjoki » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:51 pm

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