Bot Slam 2016

[Onix]

The forums have been a bit slow, but so have the bots. This morning I checked in and found pages and pages of bot posts waiting to be disapproved.

If anyone wants pirated copies of videos, probably infested with viruses, I know which users to hook you up with.

[Evil Scientist]

I really want to see a "cam-rip" quality copy of Dr. Strange, with people coughing in the background and infecting me with viruses. A guy in the front row and his wig obscuring half of the screen would be a nice addition.

[Rob Lang]

I log in every so often and kill a few. I think it's time to change the question in registration! At least it's only the mods seeing the bots.

[kumakami]

Bot poetry slam 2016? A little late I feel...

[Onix]

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

[Rob Lang]

This is wonderful!

[Onix]

I can't take credit for it. It's Data's "Ode to Spot" from Star Trek TNG. I thought it fitting as "Bot Poetry".