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Do you know when love pat how important the laugh

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Postby qqgy012 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:24 am

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Generally speaking, lips smiles open a line is the most beautiful, saying "3 mm, four teeth". If lip line didn't laugh, and the mouth open, very tight is not natural. If laugh too open, and easy to produce a similar lack of laughter. So we usually tell guest, not to signal before, the guests can not laugh, or eyes closed and lips "rest". In a signal, the photographer shot after according to customer, expression and sharp-sighted body wedding dress, the most vivid expression of the tapes. Of course, the use of the high speed camera now even more functions than take some pictures taken, many will choose optimal may gain a better expression of the most beautiful photography. Finish Of the four seasons changchun, in September, it's cool, since the autumn incredible views of the golden autumn, is the wedding photography HuangJinJi, so more and more new people choose in autumn shooting photography evenin dress[url]wedding dress[/url]. But the fall weather often is not very good, so the new people in wedding photography, the costume, state are also vulnerable to influence, therefore, before a shooting in new people should keep a good state of mind, so as to demonstrate to the shooting of the best state.

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Postby GSLamb » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:40 am

Every time I read this recent batch of spam emails, I cannot help but imagine them as dadaist beatnik poetry (complete with bongos).

I'm not going to ask if I'm crazy (that ship has sailed), but does anyone else see it this way?
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Re: Do you know when love pat how important the laugh

Postby misterecho » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:29 am

To be honest I make no attempt to read them. So I'm going with *yes/no* [delete as appropriate].
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Postby kumakami » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:47 pm

In away I agree, but I mostly feel like people have gotten so dumb that the ad-bot have stopped trying.
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Postby misterecho » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:59 am

The ad bots aren't posting for our benefit. They want to have their links indexed by the search spiders. The text in the post is usually a feeble attempt to stop a mod from deleting the post.
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Re: Do you know when love pat how important the laugh

Postby Rob Lang » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:04 am

To add to MrE, what's interesting here is that they aren't add bots. They are humans in distant lands. We don't get the ad bot ones because they bounce off the registration question. Like factory workers, humans are paid to spam forums to improve search ratings.
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Postby maledictus » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:55 am

(And they speak english as bad as I do.)
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Postby Rob Lang » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:08 am

They're not that bad, Aldo. ;-)
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