I've said it before, I'll say it again...

[koipond]

LOL, bender42 - my avatar (I use everywhere) is a lie! I've not had a beard (or much hair at all) for about a year. Perhaps this is more "change the avatar and I'll do it". I warn you, though, it means me only having to take a new picture, not shave anything!

Actually, putting a new picture up is a big worrying. I look all cuddly with the beard. I look like an East End gangster without it.

THE BEARD IS A LIE!?

Dr. Lang, this sort of vile deception is not very becoming sir!

[misterecho]

he grows something rediculous every November for Movember

[bender42]

Here's a pic of me...

Here's me, only female. And rich. And Megan Fox.

[Onix]

While we're having a bantery character assassination, here's a picture of MrE.

So you both have red hair beards and balding? Wow the coincidence!

[misterecho]

You've found the truth. Dr Robert Lang, is more Scottish than me. Either that, or we're the same person.

[Onix]

Or the difference between a Scottsman and and Englishman is the overalls. Hmm is that why my Scotts mom would always put us in overalls when we were kids. The mysteries of the universe are being unlocked!

or

Yeah, you guys are the same person.

[misterecho]

It's traditional to put kids into Dungarees. They look cute!

[Rob Lang]

... Hmm is that why my Scotts mom...

Alright, alright. Is there anyone here who isn't Scottish?

You've found the truth. Dr Robert Lang, is more Scottish than me. Either that, or we're the same person.

We've had this conversation before, I'm sure. I am beginning to think none of you exist and everyone and that this is all going on INSIDE MY HEAD. AAAAAAAARGH!

Oh no, that can't be true. No feverishly psychotic mind could have possibly dreamt up Misterecho.

[tygertyger]

Alright, alright. Is there anyone here who isn't Scottish?

Well, I'm not. Unless, perhaps, Scotsmen come in Black. Of course, we know that the Irish do... };)

[Onix]

Alright, alright. Is there anyone here who isn't Scottish

I'm not Scottish, I'm Scottish AND Irish

There's got to be some chromosome damage there.