This is me doing a parsley game. Not one that's printed, because that's easy to find out what's going on.
I will be your parser. I will give you a description of where you are, and what you see. You can input commands like LOOK, PICK UP <object>, USE <object>, NORTH, SOUTH. Please understand that if you do something that the parser doesn't understand it will tell you.
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You wake up in a room. It is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle. There is a gun on the coffee table.