We don't have anything dangerous near our house...
...just a few of the top ten deadliest snakes on the planet... ...some of the most venomous spiders... ...wombats, which are like mobile lumps of granite... ...and kangaroos which could basically be described as bipedal PCP-laden deer armed with claws, capable of leaping over 2 metre fences. (A friend of ours just had $6000 worth of damage done to her car by a kangaroo).
...that's without even mentioning the drop bears.
Sometimes it seems like the apocalypse has already happened.