Haha, oh wow this is goofy. I must ask, is the power literally putting somebody's head up their ass? As in, if I win the coin flip, I break their spine? XD Or is it metaphorical, like I can make someone feel like a jerk?
Okay, well, my name is Kenny Kennedy, and my battle cry will be: "A man may die, nations may rise or fall, but justice lives on!"