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Need for Virtualization in Offices

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Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby NickLouise » Wed May 08, 2013 3:08 am

[url]Virtualization[/url] technology allows you to run various applications and operating systems in the same device thereby reducing the need for more servers and personal computers. The importance of virtualization is increased with the need for more security and data storage in offices. If you are vitalizing your data center it ensures superlative power and efficiency, in addition to reducing costs and time consumption. While a process is running many of the CPU cycles is left unused. Virtualization ensures complete use of the CPU cycles and hence the server is used to its full capacity. Due to this unplanned downtime and system crashes are also reduced.


Most of the companies now entertain a trend call ‘bring your own device’ or BYOD. This will cause multiple device types and operating systems accessing a main data center at a single time. If proper virtualization is not created in your office this may turn very disastrous. We can create a virtual office and easily solve all these problems. It will allow the companies to maximize their server utilization by allowing many devices to access their network at the same time. The employees also benefit from this. They can connect to the office with their office PC as well as personal and home devices like laptops, PC, tablet, mobile phones, I Pad etc. This will ensure the security of the data as will as avoids the need of portable data storage devices as all the work done by the employees will be directly stored in the company network.
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Re: Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby Rob Lang » Tue May 14, 2013 5:50 am

How about virtualisation in other places? Such as the home? Or the park? Or in my bottom?
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Re: Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby catty_big » Tue May 14, 2013 6:21 pm

Virtualisation in one's bottom my arse. Actually, the marketing campaign for that could be fun :lol: .
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Re: Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby Kirstin03Koly » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:17 am

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Re: Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby Onix » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:35 am

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Re: Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby GSLamb » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:12 pm

I call 'dibs' on this spam for the 2014 competition.
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Re: Need for Virtualization in Offices

Postby Rob Lang » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:03 pm

LOL! Your Dibs has been recorded!
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