Well it never is supposed to be - that's just how it turns out!
Who else out there can claim the cooking-fu needed to mix up the best game!
Mike
Early Chef Entrants
by Mike Holmes » Wed May 18, 2005 10:56 am
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by Mike Holmes » Wed May 18, 2005 12:27 pm
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by Ben » Thu May 19, 2005 12:54 am
Brendan has called me out, and my honor demands that I accept this challenge.
My game shall be of such brilliance that, in order to even conceive of describing it, drastic revisions to the English language will have to be made. I'm not only talking about new words, such as "Fantabuloriffic", but, in fact, new classes of words, compared to which, the formerly descriptive nouns, verbs, and adjectives look like mere articles and prepositions by contrast. These linguistic reforms will sweep the nation, and soon the world, and thus my game shall herald an enlightened era of peace and understanding for all humanity.
My game shall be of such brilliance that, in order to even conceive of describing it, drastic revisions to the English language will have to be made. I'm not only talking about new words, such as "Fantabuloriffic", but, in fact, new classes of words, compared to which, the formerly descriptive nouns, verbs, and adjectives look like mere articles and prepositions by contrast. These linguistic reforms will sweep the nation, and soon the world, and thus my game shall herald an enlightened era of peace and understanding for all humanity.
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by Zubon-Do » Thu May 19, 2005 8:51 am
New classes of English words? Pshaw! What amateurish tomfoolery!
For my game to be truly appreciated, I shall be forced to invent new classes of Dutch words, and they will be connected to one another through a Mandarin grammar of my own devising. The letters themselves will have to be refracted through a prism, and the resulting PDF will need to be printed on transparencies layerd atop one another. The accompanying sculpture will bring gladness to the hearts of all who see it, and the rules shall spring forth from their minds as though a creature of their own invention!
You and your silly "new English words"!
Throw down!
For my game to be truly appreciated, I shall be forced to invent new classes of Dutch words, and they will be connected to one another through a Mandarin grammar of my own devising. The letters themselves will have to be refracted through a prism, and the resulting PDF will need to be printed on transparencies layerd atop one another. The accompanying sculpture will bring gladness to the hearts of all who see it, and the rules shall spring forth from their minds as though a creature of their own invention!
You and your silly "new English words"!
Throw down!
Welcome datacomp.
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by Nikolai Volkoff » Thu May 19, 2005 9:14 am
I smash all words for Game Chef Contest.
You will be a person of unbelieving and amazement when you see the trophy in the hands of GREAT RUSSIAN BEAR.
All of your poetry pieces and sentence pieces will fall apart like power structure of urban borgoisie when worker raise to power!
I use all language, the language of POWER and the BIG GREATNESS. To craft game.
In olden days of the MOTHER RUSSIA, there was only one ingredients: The Vodka.
But now, we have many of the ingredients! So many ingredients, in hands of working people, to make great game for MOTHER RUSSIA in GAME CHEF CONTEST!!!
You will be a person of unbelieving and amazement when you see the trophy in the hands of GREAT RUSSIAN BEAR.
All of your poetry pieces and sentence pieces will fall apart like power structure of urban borgoisie when worker raise to power!
I use all language, the language of POWER and the BIG GREATNESS. To craft game.
In olden days of the MOTHER RUSSIA, there was only one ingredients: The Vodka.
But now, we have many of the ingredients! So many ingredients, in hands of working people, to make great game for MOTHER RUSSIA in GAME CHEF CONTEST!!!
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Re: I'm in.
by monkeyking » Thu May 19, 2005 10:27 am
What the hell?? Who is this impostor Monkey King? I'm gonna go giant staff on your ass!
... by which I mean that my mighty design fu will expose you. And by "expose", I mean "beat".
... and by "beat", I mean "compete with".
....
...... wait a minute... you're not me, are you?
... by which I mean that my mighty design fu will expose you. And by "expose", I mean "beat".
... and by "beat", I mean "compete with".
....
...... wait a minute... you're not me, are you?
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by monkeyking » Thu May 19, 2005 10:30 am
My rules will BLOW YOUR MIND!!
TOO DANGEROUS TO LOOK!!!!
YOU WILL NEED 4-D GLASSES TO EVEN GLIMPSE THE PANDIMENSIONAL CORNER OF MY GAME DESIGN!!!!
DANGEROUS TO LOOK!!!! LIKE RUN WITH SCISSORS!
TOO DANGEROUS TO LOOK!!!!
YOU WILL NEED 4-D GLASSES TO EVEN GLIMPSE THE PANDIMENSIONAL CORNER OF MY GAME DESIGN!!!!
DANGEROUS TO LOOK!!!! LIKE RUN WITH SCISSORS!
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by Mike Holmes » Thu May 19, 2005 10:50 am
I'm starting to think that, perhaps, some of the people making these boasts won't be able to quite acheive the level of success that they're claiming. But what do I know?
Good luck to all! Game begins tomorrow! Any last second joiners?
Mike
Good luck to all! Game begins tomorrow! Any last second joiners?
Mike
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