Would you like to be a post apocalyptic survivor?

[Rob Lang]

WOW, J.K. there are bears where you work? The nearest danger we get here are large, angry, hairy, unemployed .

[misterecho]

One should always fear the working classes, dear chap. Especially when they're not working. Bring back the work house, I say.

[vulpinoid]

We don't have anything dangerous near our house...

...just a few of the top ten deadliest snakes on the planet...
...some of the most venomous spiders...
...wombats, which are like mobile lumps of granite...
...and kangaroos which could basically be described as bipedal PCP-laden deer armed with claws, capable of leaping over 2 metre fences. (A friend of ours just had $6000 worth of damage done to her car by a kangaroo).

...that's without even mentioning the drop bears.

Sometimes it seems like the apocalypse has already happened.

[Rob Lang]

Vulp, I have absolutely no idea why you insist on living in such a death trap! Perhaps its a characteristic antipodean optimism?

[Onix]

[catty_big]

[vulpinoid]

A face from around here...

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[J.K.Mosher]

[J.K.Mosher]

Showed it to the wife . . . her 1st comment . . .

"You got pointy Vampire teeth!"

LOL

[kylesgames]

Look at the teeth the fish got, though. Those would make any self-respecting vampire insecure.