Surely, if the bots had control, then I'd be in a bikini and my man-boobs would be bigger? I've implanted that image in your heads. Sorry about that.
@Kuma - had to google q-tip. Yeah, thanks. I'm so white, you can see through me like bone china.
@Evil Scientist - Thanks for the video, have sent that round the office. Much laughter! Thank you.
What will probably happen is that there will be a 2 week period where I don't see any clients and magically I'll have a beard back. Then I can't be arsed to cut it off. I'll get another photo.