I've updated my photo and confused the pants off you all

[Rob Lang]

It's still me. Streamlined.

[maledictus]

This new avatar of yours left me speechless. I'll come back later with a clever comment.

[Onix]

There are green plants in England?!?

[kumakami]

anyone noticed he looks like a red headed q-tip?

[catty_big]

[J.K.Mosher]

NO!!! Lang the Luxurious has been SHAVED AT THE STAKE!!!!

To Arms my Bearded Brethren! To Arms! he must be AVENGED!!

[vulpinoid]

We need to get in contact with the real Rob and tell him that a bot has hacked his account.

[Evil Scientist]

[vulpinoid]

I like that song...haven't heard it in months. They used to play it fairly frequently on certain radio stations over here.

[Rob Lang]

Surely, if the bots had control, then I'd be in a bikini and my man-boobs would be bigger? I've implanted that image in your heads. Sorry about that.

@Kuma - had to google q-tip. Yeah, thanks. I'm so white, you can see through me like bone china.

@Evil Scientist - Thanks for the video, have sent that round the office. Much laughter! Thank you.

What will probably happen is that there will be a 2 week period where I don't see any clients and magically I'll have a beard back. Then I can't be arsed to cut it off. I'll get another photo.