Our glorious benefactor...

[Kinslayer]

Our Glorious Benefactor reminded me of a post I did a few weeks ago telling you about my paladin. Our Glorious Benefactor suggests I retool it for this thread, as it reminds him of his magnificent greatness.

Our Glorious Benefactor once slew a dragon for its hoard, just because he needed to make change.

Our Glorious Benefactor causes spilled soda to float an inch over his character sheet.

Our Glorious Benefactor 's dice always roll twenties, even the D4's.

Our Glorious Benefactor has maximum hit points and infinite charisma.

Our Glorious Benefactor knows that 5th Edition is already a failure, just on the rumour that he is not in it.

Our Glorious Benefactor is, the most interesting Glorious Benefactor in the world.

[kumakami]

since Keeton has commented about this......

Our Glorious Benefactor is not pleased at being titled
Our Glorious Benefactor is threatening rob with demotion!
Our Glorious Benefactor Like the idea that he must die
Our Glorious Benefactor is sanitized for our protection.
Our Glorious Benefactor is familiar with most dead Tongues.....and languages

[kumakami]

Our glorious benefactor fix the link from the web site, cause it lead to a 404. so i could get on for a bit

[Keeton]

Our glorious benefactor approves of this thread.

[Rob Lang]

Our Glorious Benefactor SPEAKS!
Our Glorious Benefactor has people to roll dice for him.
Our Glorious Benefactor is a figment of the imaginations of the population of Uganda.

[flamyngo]

Our Glorious Benefactor needs to take out the trash.
Our Glorious Benefactor leaves shoes in the floor.
Our Glorious Benefactor has at least five QuikTrip cups sitting on his desk.

... wait, am I doing it wrong

[kumakami]

*bows* no you are most definitely doing it right..... that was great!

[Rob Lang]

Our Glorious Benefactor has no concept of 'trash'.
Our Glorious Benefactor does not wear 'shoes'.
Our Glorious Benefactor's brain is not to be concerned with QuikTrip cups.

[Chainsaw Aardvark]

Our glorious benefactor can explain 1980s music videos to aliens without resorting to the excuses "its the drugs" or "They're a bunch of ----ing freaks"

Our glorious benefactor can accommodate special diets with not only gluten free cakes, but free ones as well.

There is no Zuul, only... Our glorious benefactor

[Rob Lang]

With a Christmas lilt...

Our Glorious Benefactor tells Santa who has been naughty and who has been nice.
Our Glorious Benefactor can outrun Rudolph.
Our Glorious Benefactor judges whether Santa is naughty or nice.
Our Glorious Benefactor is believed in by children and adults.