The poor zombies

[SheikhJahbooty]

OK, guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I will let Cracked be the bearer of this particular tidbit.



And let me just add that if your zombie apocalypse is some sort of living zombie apocalypse, like a "rage virus", that doesn't work either. A human will die of dehydration in three days if it doesn't intake any fluids. That's three days when a human is not vomiting blood in virally induced rage. 28 days later... everyone's already vomited themselves to death.

Unless they, like me, have some sort of an insane crush on Naomi Harris that would keep them alive.

[misterecho]

how can the living dead die from dehydration? they're already dead.

good article though!