your breakfast?

[SteecultGer]

Now a days i just have cereal with milk and sugar or toast with marmalade, jam, or honey, marmalade and jam are not the same, marmalade is made from oranges and jam is made from other fruit.

[edit Rob - removed SEO links]

[Groffa]

Thank you, good Bot of Sublime Messages Hidden in Commas! For too long have I been walking in darkness, saying jam when I meant marmalade, and vice versa! No longer will my jars tell the untruth about their contents!

[misterecho]

I eat children for breakfast. Sometimes with a fruit preserve sometimes not.

[vulpinoid]

Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes...

Gotta have it...Superfast Jellyfish.

The ultimate breakfast, as sung about by Gorillaz.

[Evil_Lawyer]

Considering what I've drank this evening.... I'm going to want something heavy for breakfast

EL

[Evil Scientist]

A topic about food created by a bot is just what I need for my first post! Also, the best way to, you know, actually participate a year after registration. And now...the content you've all been waiting for eagerly:
Macaroni with eggs. Yeah. Cheapo fast-to-cook food. You make tons of macaroni and then fry some eggs over them in a frying pan, with some oil of course.

[koipond]

Toad in the hole with cheese on top. Just sayin'.

[Rob Lang]

Welcome Evil Scientists! We do like to mock our bots. Especially the funny ones. The rubbish ones just get nukes.

[Evil Scientist]

Yeah, I've browsed through the "mock the bot" topic, and damn, there are some funny ones. It's a pity they rarely answer. Spam-bots should include more chat-bot features. I seriously think that I'd even visit their stupid Cialis links, given they are nice chat-bots, tell jokes, reply to insults and mockery...

The next step is spam-bots thinking they are humans... then humans not being sure whether they are not just spam-bots...

Aaaand I'm about to have breakfast, but the fridge is empty-ah.

[Rob Lang]

Due to the poor quality of the recent spam bots (spammers who just copy lumps of text from the thread and then post links in their signature), I am tempted to create a spam bot that doesn't actually advertise anything - or even link anything - but instead throws out little pearls of wisdom for the enjoyment of the board.