So, who are those Mysterious Masked Men?

[Doug Ruff]

Now, as you all know, the competition is being judged by a panel of secret ninja judges. You know, secret. As in, we're not meant to know who they are.

But I figure, that shouldn't stop us from guessing. What's the point in being mysterious if no-one tries to solve the mystery?

So, I propose that we use this thread to speculate on the real identity of the Secret Ninja Panel. Only one rule: if you actually know who the judges are, don't give it away.

Knowing and lying about it is, of course, perfectly acceptable.

So, to kick things off: Vincent Baker has already neither-confirmed-nor-denied being a ninja judge - so I think he's fair game for this thread.

Any others?

[PlotDevice]

But I don't know anyone well enough to guess!

OK, I'll put a bet in. On general principles I'll bet you have gendered at least one ninja incorrectly by descrying them all as masked men.

Evan

[M. Paul Buja]

My copy of the has a game called Cell Gamma by Mike Holmes. I think Judge Gamma is Mike Holmes.

M. Paul Buja

[jmstar]

"You're one of my favourites, you know"

I think Alpha is a countryman of yours, Doug. Or a devilish Canadian. And maybe Delta, too - he says "colour" a lot.

[hamsterprophet]

I think Zeta is Mike Holmes, if just because of his (or her, if I'm wrong) commitment to the Chef part.

-N

[Kenneth Bailey]

I think it's all a conspiracy by the secret Illuminati society to corrupt the minds of young folk everywhere.

Therefore, I nominate Hulk Hogan as a possible judge.

Just can't figure out which one... Everyone's grammar is just a bit to evolved for the blond one....

Hrm....

[Nikolai Volkoff]

[blankshield]

My personal suspicion on judge identity is (ba ba ba bum)....

ME!

Ever since I lost my tinfoil had earlier this week, I've been having these blackouts, and during the last one, I caught a glimpse of a suspiciously familiar robot fleeing at high speeds.

I don't know which judge I am, but I'm positive that I'm one of them!

James

[Emily Care]

Whoever you are, Ninja Judges, my thanks to you! And to all making the IGC wheels turn. Go, Judgebot go!