Here's the first (and inspiration) for this thread.
jerry8: Hello Everyone! How is everyone doing???
Rob Lang: Hey jerry8, I suspect you are a bot. You have 24 hours to prove that you are not. Calling all Monkies - berate this bot. You have 24 hours to cuss the bot before I collect the best cusses and delete the bot and its awful thread.
pstmdrn: Bot, your mom is so fat, God can't lift her spirit.
Sheikhjahbooty: It's a terrible bot, if it is. Where's the advert-link? I suspect it's a bored human (or some other typing creature).
MrE: it's under the avatar. rob probably removed the link from post