While we wait for another game ...

[koipond]

This is me doing a parsley game. Not one that's printed, because that's easy to find out what's going on.

I will be your parser. I will give you a description of where you are, and what you see. You can input commands like LOOK, PICK UP <object>, USE <object>, NORTH, SOUTH. Please understand that if you do something that the parser doesn't understand it will tell you.

*~*~*

You wake up in a room. It is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle. There is a gun on the coffee table.

[kumakami]

sorry for what follows, but I love doing this in text adventures...


<eat> gun

[koipond]

You attempt to eat the gun, it taste of metal and isn't very delicious. It also isn't very edible and you put it back on the table. Everyone else looks at you like you've lost your marbles and step away from you.

You wake up in a room. It is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle. There is a gun on the coffee table. There is a lost marble in a very hard to reach spot in the fireplace.

[J.K.Mosher]

<PICK UP> Doll
<PUT> Doll <IN> Fireplace
<USE> Fireplace

[Onix]

<Get> Gun
<Use> Self

[koipond]

[koipond]

You wake up in a room. It is decorated with art that's right out of your grandmother's basement, all flower pots and babies all dressed up. There is a door to the EAST. There is a fireplace with a mantle. There is a lost marble in a very hard to reach spot in the fireplace.

You are holding a gun. Everyone else in the room looks nervous.

[Evil Scientist]

<GO> EAST


I'm such a good boy.

[Onix]

<USE> gun
<GET> Baby
<GET> Marble

[Chainsaw Aardvark]

<Open> eyes
<Get> junk mail
<Get> toothbrush
[do not lie in front of bulldozer]
<Get> Boot
<Throw> Boot at cat
<Use> Mint to trick gnome
<Give> Wine to Skeleton
<Curse> Dark Gods of Sierra Interactive