Zach Welhouse

This world is rotten. In recent weeks, the Harmonious Congress has been abuzz with the findings from Gaebronius Zaphiel, Concordant Researcher First Class. The Zaphiel Report contains evidence that Earth is a drain on spiritual resources. Can you gather the necessary proof that Earth can change while still advancing your career?

Abstract

This world is rotten. In recent weeks, the Harmonious Congress has been abuzz with the findings from Gaebronius Zaphiel, Concordant Researcher First Class. The Zaphiel Report contains evidence that Earth is a drain on spiritual resources that could be better assigned to developing new planets ? ones without such an overabundance of radium and fluorescent lighting.

A certain faction in the Harmonious Congress feels that Zaphiel is being hasty. They recognize that there?s a timetable to keep, but an emergency investigation would be prudent. Springing into action with a most unbureaucratic efficiency, the chairperson of the Committee of Heavenly Reacquisition stretches his legislative wings and forms the Subcommittee for the Preservation of Planet Earth.

The purpose of this investigation is nothing less than justifying Earth?s existence to the Committee of Heavenly Reacquisition.

Greetings, one and all. Tonight’s Intergalactic Cooking Challenge looks like it’s going to be a rough one. Dash o’ Cinnamon, the high-flying pirate chef from Neo-England is back and ready to get his revenge on Elgar the Outsider. Does Dash have something new up his sleeve, or is his exuberant appeal to the crowd nothing more than false bravado? Are Dash’s allegations that Elgar was responsible for the spice raids on Neo-Bristol true?